⚡ “Embrace the Chaos” Heavyweight Boxy Hoodie
By Dopamine Junkies
Wrap yourself in neon-fuelled rebellion. The “Embrace the Chaos, Celebrate the Unique” hoodie is for the misfits, the creatives, and the neurodivergent legends who don’t just survive the chaos—they wear it like armour.
With its heavyweight build and oversized boxy fit, this hoodie is built for comfort, warmth, and pure unapologetic vibe. No drawcords, no nonsense. Just statement style and serious softness.
👕 Product Features:
70% ringspun cotton / 30% recycled polyester
Oversized, boxy fit for a relaxed feel
Super soft brushed fleece inner
No drawcords = clean silhouette
Double-layer hood for extra cosiness
Kangaroo pouch pocket with hidden phone holder
Ribbed cuffs and hem for a snug finish
WRAP Certified + vegan-approved materials
Weight: Heavy 440gsm – thick, warm, and built to last
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Returns Policy and Care Instructions
🔁 Returns & Refunds
Every Dopamine Junkies tee is custom-printed, which means no returns for size mix-ups or mind-changes. Please double-check the size guide before you click buy (yes, even if you’re distracted).
💥 Faulty or misprinted item? Send us a pic and your order number within 14 days, and we’ll get it sorted.
📧 Contact: [your@email.com]
🧼 Care Instructions
Your brain’s messy enough—your laundry shouldn’t be:
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🌀 Wash inside out on cold (30°C)
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❌ No bleach (even if you forget it’s in there)
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🌬 Air dry or tumble on low
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🚫 Don’t iron the graphic unless you want to melt your dopamine
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🧼 No dry cleaning—this tee's meant to be wild, not formal
