🔥 DJ Sunburst Tee – “It’s Fuckin’ Boiling” Edition
Melted brains, max drip. Because it’s too hot to even ADHD properly.
This isn't just a shirt. It's a meltdown in 100% ringspun cotton. Featuring high-res graffiti text and our signature melting brain design in glorious 300DPI, this tee captures that feeling when the heat fries your executive function. Made for the neurodivergent, the overheated, and the chronically overstimulated.
Printed to order, just for you. No waste. No stockpile. No refunds. So get the right size – and thank your past self later.
Product Details:
Material: 100% ringspun cotton*
Seamless twin needle collar
Taped neck and shoulders
Tubular body for a smooth fit
Twin needle sleeves and hem
Weight:
White: 144gsm
Colours: 153gsm
Heathers: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Sport grey & antiques: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
🛠 Production Time:
Each tee is made to order with love and madness – please allow 3–5 working days before shipping.
🚫 Returns & Refunds:
No returns. No exchanges. Each shirt is made just for you.
Please double-check sizing before ordering – your wallet and our sanity thank you.
🧼 Care Instructions:
• Wash inside out at 30°C
• Do not bleach (unless you're trying to fade from existence)
• Tumble dry low if you must – but line drying is the chill option
• Iron inside out to keep the print loud and proud
Quantity
Size Guide
| SIZES | S | M | L | XL | XXL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| To Fit Chest Size | 34/36 inch | 38/40 inch | 42/44 inch | 46/48 inch | 50/52 inch | 54/56 inch | 58/60 inch | 62/64 inch |
Returns Policy & Care Instructions
🔁 Returns & Refunds
Every Dopamine Junkies tee is custom-printed, which means no returns for size mix-ups or mind-changes. Please double-check the size guide before you click buy (yes, even if you’re distracted).
💥 Faulty or misprinted item? Send us a pic and your order number within 14 days, and we’ll get it sorted.
📧 Contact: [your@email.com]
🧼 Care Instructions
Your brain’s messy enough—your laundry shouldn’t be:
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🌀 Wash inside out on cold (30°C)
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❌ No bleach (even if you forget it’s in there)
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🌬 Air dry or tumble on low
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🚫 Don’t iron the graphic unless you want to melt your dopamine
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🧼 No dry cleaning—this tee's meant to be wild, not formal
