Flat Earth Theory - Where Critical Thinking Goes to Die - Unisex T-Shirt

This bold tee doesn’t pull punches—because sometimes, the Earth really isn’t flat. Featuring neon pop-art astronauts, a flaming rocket, and a tombstone for flat Earth thinking, this design is a cosmic roast aimed straight at the heart of pseudoscience. It’s weird, it’s witty, and it’s unapologetically Dopamine Junkies. Ideal for truth seekers, logic lovers, and those who enjoy rattling the cages of misinformation.

Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Let ‘em know—critical thinking still exists, and it’s orbiting far above conspiracy nonsense.

Product Features:

100% ringspun cotton for a soft, quality feel.*

Seamless twin needle collar for comfort.

Taped neck and shoulders for durability.

Tubular body for a clean, unisex fit.

Twin needle sleeves and hem for long-lasting wear.

Vibrant screen-printed design that pops harder than a rocket launch.

Weight:

White: 144gsm

Colours: 153gsm

Heathers: 65% cotton / 35% polyester

Sport Grey and Antiques: 90% cotton / 10% polyester

Returns & Refunds:

Changed your mind or got abducted by aliens? No worries. You’ve got 30 days to return your unworn, unwashed tee for a full refund or exchange. See our Returns & Refunds Policy for more details.

Care Instructions:

Machine wash cold, inside-out.

Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed.

Tumble dry low or hang dry to keep your colours vibrant.

Do not iron the print.

Do not dry clean.