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DOPAMINE

JUNKIES

Flat Earth Theory - Where Critical Thinking Goes to Die - Unisex T-Shirt

Price

£23.99

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This bold tee doesn’t pull punches—because sometimes, the Earth really isn’t flat. Featuring neon pop-art astronauts, a flaming rocket, and a tombstone for flat Earth thinking, this design is a cosmic roast aimed straight at the heart of pseudoscience. It’s weird, it’s witty, and it’s unapologetically Dopamine Junkies. Ideal for truth seekers, logic lovers, and those who enjoy rattling the cages of misinformation.

Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Let ‘em know—critical thinking still exists, and it’s orbiting far above conspiracy nonsense.

Product Features:
100% ringspun cotton for a soft, quality feel.*
Seamless twin needle collar for comfort.
Taped neck and shoulders for durability.
Tubular body for a clean, unisex fit.
Twin needle sleeves and hem for long-lasting wear.
Vibrant screen-printed design that pops harder than a rocket launch.

Weight:
White: 144gsm
Colours: 153gsm
Heathers: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Sport Grey and Antiques: 90% cotton / 10% polyester

Returns & Refunds:
Changed your mind or got abducted by aliens? No worries. You’ve got 30 days to return your unworn, unwashed tee for a full refund or exchange. See our Returns & Refunds Policy for more details.

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, inside-out.
Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed.
Tumble dry low or hang dry to keep your colours vibrant.
Do not iron the print.
Do not dry clean.

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Size Guide

SIZES S M L XL XXL 3XL 4XL
To Fit Chest Size 34/36 inch 38/40 inch 42/44 inch 46/48 inch 50/52 inch 54/56 inch 58/60 inch

Returns Policy and Care Instructions

🔁 Returns & Refunds

All Dopamine Junkies tees are made to order, so we don’t do returns for size mix-ups or second thoughts. Please double-check the size guide before ordering!

💥 If your tee shows up damaged or misprinted, just send us a photo with your order number within 14 days, and we’ll sort a refund or replacement—no drama.

 

🧼 Care Instructions

Want to keep your abduction vibes looking sharp? Here’s how:

  • 🌀 Wash inside out on cold (30°C)

  • 🚫 No bleach or strong detergents

  • 🌬 Air dry is best (or tumble low)

  • ⚡ Do not iron the graphic unless you want to signal the mothership

  • 🧼 No dry cleaning—leave that to the suits

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