⚡ ADHD: "Coz I Completely Forgot What You Just Said" Tee
By Dopamine Junkies
Ever zone out mid-sentence, mid-task, or mid-life? Yeah, us too. This tee sums it up perfectly with chaotic energy, hand-drawn madness, and enough squirrel references to make your brain feel seen.
It’s colourful, it’s cheeky, it’s unapologetically neurospicy. Designed for those who live life in fast-forward… then completely forget where they were going.
👕 Product Features:
Printed on 100% ringspun cotton for next-level softness
Seamless twin needle collar = no itchy neck
Taped neck and shoulders for structure
Tubular body for a smooth, comfy fit
Twin needle sleeves & hem so it holds up to your hyperactivity
Weight: 144gsm (white) / 153gsm (colours)
Heathers: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Sport Grey & Antiques: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
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Returns Policy and Care Instructions
🔁 Returns & Refunds
Every Dopamine Junkies tee is made-to-order—custom gear for cosmic thinkers. That means no returns for wrong sizes or second thoughts, so make sure you double-check that size guide!
💥 Got a misprint or factory fault? Snap a photo and email us with your order number within 14 days, and we’ll sort it out.
📧 Contact: [your@email.com]
🧼 Care Instructions
Your UFO tee deserves love. Here’s how to keep it glowing:
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🌀 Wash inside out on cold (30°C)
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🚫 No bleach or aggressive detergents
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🌬 Air dry or tumble on low
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⚠️ Don’t iron directly on the design (unless you want crop circles on your ironing board)
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🧼 No dry cleaning – save that for your alien suit
