🌀 “What Is Reality?” Tee
By Dopamine Junkies
Reality check? Nah—reality is a glitchy simulation and you're wearing the cheat code. This cryptic Dopamine Junkies design hits like a late-night conspiracy binge, perfect for thinkers, stoners, and seekers alike.
Wear it while questioning existence, decoding dreams, or just vibin' with other dimensional misfits.
👕 Product Features:
100% ringspun cotton for buttery softness
Seamless twin needle collar for comfort
Taped neck and shoulders for structure
Tubular body – no side seams, no distractions
Twin needle sleeves & hem for durability
Weight: 144gsm (white) / 153gsm (colours)
Heathers: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Sport grey & antiques: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
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Returns Policy and Care Instructions
🔁 Returns & Refunds
All Dopamine Junkies items are made to order—no mass production, no waste. That means no returns for wrong sizes or changes of mind, so double-check that size guide!
✉️ Faulty or misprinted item? Send us a photo and your order number within 14 days, and we’ll replace or refund it—easy.
🧼 Care Instructions
Reality’s weird. Washing your shirt shouldn’t be.
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🌀 Wash inside out on cold (30°C)
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❌ No bleach or chemical madness
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🌬 Air dry if you can (or tumble low)
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🚫 Don’t iron the print unless you want to talk to your toaster
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💨 Avoid dry cleaning—it’s a T-shirt, not a tuxedo
Size Guide
| SIZES | S | M | L | XL | XXL | 3XL | 4XL |
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| To Fit Chest Size | 34/36 inch | 38/40 inch | 42/44 inch | 46/48 inch | 50/52 inch | 54/56 inch | 58/60 inch |
