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I Don’t Mind a Few Persons” – Dopamine Junkies Introvert Edition Tee

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£20.39

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Not antisocial—just selectively social. This Dopamine Junkies tee speaks fluent introvert, perfect for those who vibe with individuals but feel allergic to crowds. Bold, funny, and way too real, it’s your sarcastic shield for when you’re forced into the chaos of “people-ing.”

This design is loud, but your message is clear: you’re not here for small talk—you’re here for authenticity, quiet rebellion, and the Dopamine Junkies tribe.

Perfect for:

  • The over-stimulated

  • The neurodivergent

  • The “I need a nap after that conversation” type

  • People who recharge alone, not in a crowd

  • Anyone who’s ever thought: “I like you, but don’t tell anyone.”

Product Features:

  • 100% cotton for breathable comfort*

  • Seamless twin needle collar – smooth, clean finish

  • Taped neck and shoulders for durability

  • Tubular body for a relaxed, non-clingy fit

  • Twin needle sleeves and hem for long-lasting wear

  • Tear-out label (because itchy tags are evil)

  • Weight: White 170gsm / Colours 180gsm – perfect year-round

*Blend content varies for select colour options – check the label if you care. But if you're introverted enough, you're probably not wearing anything too bright anyway.

Returns & Refunds:
Changed your mind after overthinking it for 3 hours? It’s cool. Return within 30 days unworn, no judgment.

Care Instructions:

  • Wash inside out at 30°C

  • Do not bleach (unless you're trying to fade from existence)

  • Tumble dry low if you must, but line drying is kinder

  • Iron inside out – keep that print loud and proud

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Size

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Size Guide

SIZES S M L XL XXL 3XL 4XL 5XL
To Fit Chest Size 34/36 inch 38/40 inch 42/44 inch 46/48 inch 50/52 inch 54/56 inch 58/60 inch 62/64 inch

Returns Policy and Care Instructions

🔁 Returns & Refunds

Every Dopamine Junkies tee is custom-printed, which means no returns for size mix-ups or mind-changes. Please double-check the size guide before you click buy (yes, even if you’re distracted).

💥 Faulty or misprinted item? Send us a pic and your order number within 14 days, and we’ll get it sorted.

📧 Contact: [your@email.com]

🧼 Care Instructions

Your brain’s messy enough—your laundry shouldn’t be:

  • 🌀 Wash inside out on cold (30°C)

  • ❌ No bleach (even if you forget it’s in there)

  • 🌬 Air dry or tumble on low

  • 🚫 Don’t iron the graphic unless you want to melt your dopamine

  • 🧼 No dry cleaning—this tee's meant to be wild, not formal

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