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I Don’t Mind a Few Persons” – Dopamine Junkies Introvert Edition Tee

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£20.39

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Not antisocial—just selectively social. This Dopamine Junkies tee speaks fluent introvert, perfect for those who vibe with individuals but feel allergic to crowds. Bold, funny, and way too real, it’s your sarcastic shield for when you’re forced into the chaos of “people-ing.”

This design is loud, but your message is clear: you’re not here for small talk—you’re here for authenticity, quiet rebellion, and the Dopamine Junkies tribe.

Perfect for:

  • The over-stimulated

  • The neurodivergent

  • The “I need a nap after that conversation” type

  • People who recharge alone, not in a crowd

  • Anyone who’s ever thought: “I like you, but don’t tell anyone.”

Product Features:

  • 100% cotton for breathable comfort*

  • Seamless twin needle collar – smooth, clean finish

  • Taped neck and shoulders for durability

  • Tubular body for a relaxed, non-clingy fit

  • Twin needle sleeves and hem for long-lasting wear

  • Tear-out label (because itchy tags are evil)

  • Weight: White 170gsm / Colours 180gsm – perfect year-round

*Blend content varies for select colour options – check the label if you care. But if you're introverted enough, you're probably not wearing anything too bright anyway.

Returns & Refunds:
Changed your mind after overthinking it for 3 hours? It’s cool. Return within 30 days unworn, no judgment.

Care Instructions:

  • Wash inside out at 30°C

  • Do not bleach (unless you're trying to fade from existence)

  • Tumble dry low if you must, but line drying is kinder

  • Iron inside out – keep that print loud and proud

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