I’m Sorry I’m Late – Mum Edition T-Shirt
You weren’t late. You were busy—handling business… with someone’s mum. This bold graphic tee isn’t just a joke—it’s a full-blown disrespectful masterpiece. With cartoon chaos, savage punchlines, and that signature Dopamine Junkies attitude, this shirt is for the late risers, the rule benders, and the dopamine-driven rebels who don’t give a flying Freud what society thinks.
Product Features:100% cotton for breathable comfort*Seamless twin needle collar – smooth, clean finishTaped neck and shoulders for durabilityTubular body for a relaxed, non-clingy fitTwin needle sleeves and hem for long-lasting wearTear-out label (because itchy tags are evil)Weight: White 170gsm / Colours 180gsm – perfect year-round*Blend content varies for select colour options – check the label if you care. But if you're introverted enough, you're probably not wearing anything too bright anyway.Returns & Refunds:Changed your mind after overthinking it for 3 hours? It’s cool. Return within 30 days unworn, no judgment.Care Instructions:Wash inside out at 30°CDo not bleach (unless you're trying to fade from existence)Tumble dry low if you must, but line drying is kinderIron inside out – keep that print loud and proud
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Size Guide
SIZES | S | M | L | XL | XXL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
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To Fit Chest Size | 34/36 inch | 38/40 inch | 42/44 inch | 46/48 inch | 50/52 inch | 54/56 inch | 58/60 inch | 62/64 inch |
Returns Policy & Care Instructions
🔁 Returns & Refunds
Every Dopamine Junkies tee is custom-printed, which means no returns for size mix-ups or mind-changes. Please double-check the size guide before you click buy (yes, even if you’re distracted).
💥 Faulty or misprinted item? Send us a pic and your order number within 14 days, and we’ll get it sorted.
📧 Contact: [your@email.com]
🧼 Care Instructions
Your brain’s messy enough—your laundry shouldn’t be:
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🌀 Wash inside out on cold (30°C)
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❌ No bleach (even if you forget it’s in there)
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🌬 Air dry or tumble on low
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🚫 Don’t iron the graphic unless you want to melt your dopamine
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🧼 No dry cleaning—this tee's meant to be wild, not forma