What About Me?” UFO Abduction Hoodie – Dopamine Junkies Exclusive

Bold, weird, and unapologetically out there, this Dopamine Junkies hoodie is for the misfits, the overthinkers, and the neurospicy minds who’ve had enough of Earth’s nonsense. Featuring a fluorescent, graffiti-style alien abduction scene complete with a distressed zombie, a confused cow, and the ultimate mood:
“What about me? It’s crap here!”

This hoodie doesn’t just make a statement—it abducts attention.

Product Features:

• Soft, warm blend: 80% ringspun cotton / 20% polyester

• Drop shoulder comfort for that oversized, relaxed fit

• Soft cotton-faced fabric, perfect for printing that pops

• Double-fabric hood with flat lace drawcord for streetwear edge

• Hidden earphone loops – because sometimes Earth is too loud

• Ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the heat in and the weird out

• Twin needle stitching for durability

• Ethically made (WRAP Certified Production)

• Weight: 280 gsm – thick enough to be your everyday go-to

Returns & Refunds:
Not your vibe? Wrong abduction? No problem. Returns accepted within 30 days of delivery in original condition. No intergalactic drama, just a smooth process.

Care Instructions:

• Wash inside out at 30°C

• Don’t tumble dry (unless you’re aiming for crop-top mode)

• Iron inside out, avoiding the print

• Avoid bleach – let the hoodie keep its alien glow