What About Me?” UFO Abduction Hoodie – Dopamine Junkies Exclusive
Bold, weird, and unapologetically out there, this Dopamine Junkies hoodie is for the misfits, the overthinkers, and the neurospicy minds who’ve had enough of Earth’s nonsense. Featuring a fluorescent, graffiti-style alien abduction scene complete with a distressed zombie, a confused cow, and the ultimate mood:
“What about me? It’s crap here!”
This hoodie doesn’t just make a statement—it abducts attention.
Product Features:
Soft, warm blend: 80% ringspun cotton / 20% polyester
Drop shoulder comfort for that oversized, relaxed fit
Soft cotton-faced fabric, perfect for printing that pops
Double-fabric hood with flat lace drawcord for streetwear edge
Hidden earphone loops – because sometimes Earth is too loud
Ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the heat in and the weird out
Twin needle stitching for durability
Ethically made (WRAP Certified Production)
Weight: 280 gsm – thick enough to be your everyday go-to
Returns & Refunds:
Not your vibe? Wrong abduction? No problem. Returns accepted within 30 days of delivery in original condition. No intergalactic drama, just a smooth process.
Care Instructions:
Wash inside out at 30°C
Don’t tumble dry (unless you’re aiming for crop-top mode)
Iron inside out, avoiding the print
Avoid bleach – let the hoodie keep its alien glow
Quantity
Size Guide
| Size: | XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | 3XL |
| Chest (to fit): | 32 | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 |
Garment sizes are approximate and for guidance only.
Returns Policy and Care Instructions
🔁 Returns & Refunds
All Dopamine Junkies tees are made to order, so we don’t do returns for size mix-ups or second thoughts. Please double-check the size guide before ordering!
💥 If your tee shows up damaged or misprinted, just send us a photo with your order number within 14 days, and we’ll sort a refund or replacement—no drama.
🧼 Care Instructions
Want to keep your abduction vibes looking sharp? Here’s how:
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🌀 Wash inside out on cold (30°C)
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🚫 No bleach or strong detergents
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🌬 Air dry is best (or tumble low)
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⚡ Do not iron the graphic unless you want to signal the mothership
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🧼 No dry cleaning—leave that to the suits
